Really? Honestly? MSU has like 45,000 undergraduate students and I think I might just know all of them. And by all of them, I mean like maybe a handful. But the connections between them are always really weird.
So there was this kid in my Econ 201 class last semester who I never failed to sit behind.
He was aight on the looks front, nothing special.
But I always wondered who he was.
Turns out, he is not only friends with the CREEPER, but TWO people I graduated high school with and this girl from my WRA 110 class last semester as well.
ZOMG.
It's also kind of like how Snicka is friends with people who went to school with Meesh.
Or how Meesh's first kiss turns out to by my second cousin.
Even more weird.
And slightly creepy? Yes.
Want to know another creepy story?
No? Alright, well here it is:
I was in Sociology and these dumbcunts (excuse my language but they really were) were sitting in front of me.
They were talking about some retarded heaven and hell (gasp! how sacrilegious!) party.
So today as I get on Facebook to routinely look through my news feed, what do I see?
People I know that went to this supposed party.
And that's how I saw the pictures of this boy from Econ 201.
Now if that isn't a roundabout way to make a connection, then crabs are about as real as God.
Crabs are real though, so...yeah
That's a coconut crab. It's the largest terrestrial crustacean. They eat coconuts and can smell and keep their lungs in their fifth set of legs.
Yeah, pretty much AWESOME.
On the note of crabs, if any of you were thinking of what to get me for my 19th birthday (which is exactly 4 months away as of tomorrow) please get me this:
It's a crab switch-plate cover. It's like the cocaine of switch-plates.
-Lola
P.S. Brendan, I found these while Googling today. You will love them.
HOLY CRAP FETUS COOKIE CUTTER
And this too.
IT'S GOD FLAVORED COFFEE IN A CAN
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